The perfect mug for when your brain is doing that dial-up internet noise but people keep talking! Let your beverage vessel do the talking (or rather, the pleading for silence) when you're too overstimulated to word good.
Ideal for:
Monday morning meetings that could've been emails
When your coworker won't stop describing their dream from last night
That moment your social battery hits 0% but your coffee cup is still at 100%
Introverts who need a polite way to say "shhhhhhh!"
Warning: May cause sudden moments of blessed silence and peaceful sipping. Side effects include fewer unnecessary conversations and the ability to finally hear yourself think. Bonus: Also works great as a subtle hint during family gatherings when Uncle Bob starts his third political rant of the day.
Not responsible for any blissful moments of quiet that may follow. Pairs perfectly with noise-canceling headphones and a corner desk facing the wall!
